It's Potty Time!

Let me show you how! Mom and Dad tried training me a while back but failed miserably. The main problem was that I couldn't pull down my own pants! And I didn't want to. But now I'm my own man! Not only can I pull down my own pants, I can poo in the toilet like a big boy! I'm not very secretive when it comes to pooing so mom was determined to put me on the toilet. We battled and I mean battled for about 2 hours until I couldn't hold it anymore. Then the next day I told dad to put me on and I went two more times for him! Mom says I can no longer poo in my diaper so this is where I do it from now on! Sometimes I take a little reading material in with me....and let's be honest, what guy doesn't? Afterwards we went and got ice cream for my special treat! Mom is hoping I will not have a problem later in life since they are bribing me with food but let's face it....it works! While we were celebrating my parents were telling me how big I was now and how proud of me they were, high-fives and fist bumps were plenty, yadda yadda...so I blurted out, "Yeah and pretty soon I can drive too, just like Dada!" Seems like the next logical step: poop in the toilet then drive.